Now here's something - take an Easton RAD front end,
bolt on a super sturdy, six inch travel, big hit, free-ridetastic rear end and make it pivot around the BB shell, for instant bump response, zero chain-growth, no pedal feedback and the plushest ride this side of a Cadillac.
Slap on a big fork and some sturdy footwear - this bad boy is going to take you to places you never new existed.
Frames are £1299, full bikes for whatever you tell your partner.
Call or Mail for spousal deception...